poIntLesS dIscuSsiOns

I was told this bedtime story a few minutes ago, and I HAVE to write it down before it slips out of my mind. XD

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Annie was a little girl who always visits Dame Penny at her home. One day, as usual, Annie dropped by Dame Penny’s place, but she wasn’t at home. So, Annie let herself in, as usual, and went straight to the living room.

She was looking around the room when she spotted this new ornament on the mantlepiece. It was a big, fat and pink pig with green spots all around it’s body.

"Urgh, what is this ugly thing?" Annie exclaimed. Suddenly, the pig spoke.

"Who are you calling ugly again, you twirp?" It glared at Annie.

"Why, you of course!" Annie retorted.

"Why, you…" and the pig jumped down from the mantlepiece, landing on all fours. It turned to it’s back, and from it’s behind it removed twin swords. "You shall DIE!!!" the pig shouted, and charged at Annie.

"Heh. Never." And with that, Annie touched her left earring. "Materialize!" Annie shouted. The earring glowed. A.Y. Connected M.B.W.. Ice Silver Crystal Materialise Standing By. Start. Annie’s appearance changed, and she was equipped with a gun. Just as the both of them were about to charge at each other, suddenly the door swung open, and Dame Penny stood at the entrance.

"My, my, you two have been rather naughty lately, haven’t you?" She sighed. Suddenly an intense dark purple aura engulfed Dame Penny, and her eyes turned gold. Annie gasped.

"Claymore?! Dame Penny… you…"

"Hmph. Only you people will call me a Claymore. Let me declare myself. I am Claymore No. 4, Ophelia. Call me Dame Penny for short. Now, where were we?" and with that, she drew out a long thin sword from behind her back, and charged at Annie.

Suddenly, the grounds rumbled, and out came a hand which clawed at both the pig and Dame Penny. A deep voice rang out in the room.

"Hey you there. The little girl. Answer me: are you willing to take me as your servant?"

"What the fu**? Who are you calling a little girl?!" Annie shouted back indignantly.

"Just answer me. I am Berserker. So are you willing to take me as your servant, Master?" The voice rang out again.

"No thanks. I don’t want some random weirdo as my servant." Annie replied. There was a roar, and the ground split. Out came Berserker.

"NO ONE insults the Berserker!!! NO ONE!!!" he roared, and squashed Annie beneath his foot.

BAD END

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Original story by: Enid Blyton
Modified story by: Lee Guan Da

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