God’s Message: You’re SCREWED.

My parents brought me and my brother to some temple in Jasin, and made us consult the medium there on what’s ahead of us this year.

So. This woman asked for my age, birthday, time of birth, and started stacking cards, and told me to pick one out, which I did. And then she started opening all those cards, while reading them out one by one, right in front of my mum.

"Ahhhh… this year you’re feeling quite emo lah girl. You see not? This card says that you’re feeling too many things at once lah girl.

This card says that sometime during mid-year, you’ll be hurt deeply in your relationship know? And this has something to do with money ah… You’re dating currently right? Yeah… Aunty know wan. Aunty can see de. Better be careful know. Don’t ‘luan luan lai’ ah…

And this card here says… You better concentrate on your studies leh. Must manage your time properly leh. This guy you’re dating wan ah… No good leh. You must put your relationship in 3rd place leh. Studies 1st, family 2nd, relationship 3rd know. I tell my daughter the same thing also leh. Also there’s another guy interested in you leh. Watch out know…"

… In other words, I’m doomed this year.

I was kinda furious while I was being told that, right in front of my mum, and especially with my mum giving that "HAH-told-you-so" look. Can’t that woman tell me that in private?

And also, I’m starting to suspect something amiss. Whatever that woman told me was REALLY, REALLY similar to what my mum used to nag me always. Come to think of it, that woman and my mum are really close friends too. Could it be…?

Then this card here says ah… you must eat more fruits, more veggies, drink more water! Yeah… if not ah… stomach ache, constipation know… Then must jaga your kulit also know…

Well either way, let whatever happens, happens. Let my
doomed fate unwind itself. If this is indeed God’s message to me, then
there’s nothing I can do to prevent it, apart from trying harder in my
studies and not disappointing my parents and my boyfriend. (which of
course I’m intending to do so anyway). I don’t give a damn about the
rest of those constipation and relationship sh*t.

So, life still goes on for me. I’ll be sure to update immediately IF ever those prediction thingy comes true. If and only if. =p

/me glomps leo-chan~

ps: gonna be a busy week, but looking forward to my 1st ever Valentine’s day nevertheless. =^_^=,
pss: I WANT MORE MONEY!!!
psss: AND I WANT MY EXTERNAL DRIVES BACK!!!
pssss: to jack, spy, ali, annie, shuli, hengheng: yesterday was awesome!!! love you guys~~~ *MUAKS*

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