poIntLesS dIscuSsiOns

I’m mad. I’m pissed. I’m angry.

WHY IS ALL THE FOOD IN MY HOUSE GONE???

Yeah so… I’m mad and pissed and angry at the insufficient ‘NICE’ food. That, and some other random stuffs. Gah.

I was told this bedtime story a few minutes ago, and I HAVE to write it down before it slips out of my mind. XD

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Annie was a little girl who always visits Dame Penny at her home. One day, as usual, Annie dropped by Dame Penny’s place, but she wasn’t at home. So, Annie let herself in, as usual, and went straight to the living room.

She was looking around the room when she spotted this new ornament on the mantlepiece. It was a big, fat and pink pig with green spots all around it’s body.

"Urgh, what is this ugly thing?" Annie exclaimed. Suddenly, the pig spoke.

"Who are you calling ugly again, you twirp?" It glared at Annie.

"Why, you of course!" Annie retorted.

"Why, you…" and the pig jumped down from the mantlepiece, landing on all fours. It turned to it’s back, and from it’s behind it removed twin swords. "You shall DIE!!!" the pig shouted, and charged at Annie.

"Heh. Never." And with that, Annie touched her left earring. "Materialize!" Annie shouted. The earring glowed. A.Y. Connected M.B.W.. Ice Silver Crystal Materialise Standing By. Start. Annie’s appearance changed, and she was equipped with a gun. Just as the both of them were about to charge at each other, suddenly the door swung open, and Dame Penny stood at the entrance.

"My, my, you two have been rather naughty lately, haven’t you?" She sighed. Suddenly an intense dark purple aura engulfed Dame Penny, and her eyes turned gold. Annie gasped.

"Claymore?! Dame Penny… you…"

"Hmph. Only you people will call me a Claymore. Let me declare myself. I am Claymore No. 4, Ophelia. Call me Dame Penny for short. Now, where were we?" and with that, she drew out a long thin sword from behind her back, and charged at Annie.

Suddenly, the grounds rumbled, and out came a hand which clawed at both the pig and Dame Penny. A deep voice rang out in the room.

"Hey you there. The little girl. Answer me: are you willing to take me as your servant?"

"What the fu**? Who are you calling a little girl?!" Annie shouted back indignantly.

"Just answer me. I am Berserker. So are you willing to take me as your servant, Master?" The voice rang out again.

"No thanks. I don’t want some random weirdo as my servant." Annie replied. There was a roar, and the ground split. Out came Berserker.

"NO ONE insults the Berserker!!! NO ONE!!!" he roared, and squashed Annie beneath his foot.

BAD END

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Original story by: Enid Blyton
Modified story by: Lee Guan Da

No, NOT breaking up with boyfriend.

No, NOT spiders, NOT creepy-crawlies.

No, NOT getting pregnant before marriage.

Assault. It’s assault.

Roughly half an hour ago, I got home quite late after going on a ‘date’ with Leo-chan. Yes, I know I promised my mum I’d be home by 10.30pm, but instead I got home at 11.55pm. Let’s keep the lecture aside and get on with my story, shall we? =S

Anyway, I reached home (as in, right in front of my house) at 11.55pm. Just as I off-ed my engine and was about to get down from the car, I noticed this indian guy who was holding something that looked like an umbrella, walking really slowly behind, walking towards my car. Naturally I tensed up. All those warnings my mum had been brainwashing me all these years suddenly came ringing in my ears.

I immediately locked the car from the inside, and started calling my brother. Thankfully he wasn’t asleep, as I expected, and I told him to get his ass down immediately and switch on ALL the lights in my house. He started asking my all sorta questions, but I told him to shut up and do as I told. He must’ve sensed something in my tone, because he did what I told quite meekly.

However, the moment I took my eyes off that suspicious-looking-guy for a few seconds, he DISAPPEARED. As in, totally vanished. I was like "wtf?!" and started looking around at my surroundings. There’s my neighbour’s car in front of me, so I can’t really tell if he’s hiding in front of the car or anything, but that’s the only possible explanation for somebody who’s capable of vanishing in what.. 5 seconds? Anyway, that further frightened me, and I immediately disregarded the intention of getting down from my car. Instead, I started the engine, and moved my car into the house. Luckily, my dad’s usual spot was empty, since he had to take his car for repair.

Once inside, I quickly got down, closed the gate, and told my brother to come with me. We stood behind the gate and observed the surrounding area again. As expected, this guy appeared again. From where, I had no idea. All I noticed was he’s wearing a jacket, with one hand inside the pocket, and the other hand holding an umbrella. And this time, he’s walking the same way where he came from in the first place (the place where he walked towards my car). I quickly told my brother to get in the house, lock the door, and leave Tippy in the hall.

So, that’s what happened. Things I thought would never ever happen to me, almost happened. And I assure all the girls out there, it’s seriously scary being caught in a situation like that. One must always be alert at all times, ESPECIALLY when one is driving late at night, or getting out of the car late at night, without company. NEVER EVER DO THAT AGAIN. Always listen to your mum, and DON’T EVER go home later than 10.00pm!

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Well, let’s make that 11.00pm.

Anyway, ALWAYS BE ALERT!!! For you never know what’s gonna happen to you. >=(

Yeah sure everything’s my fault.

Fault #1
I got up late after my nap this afternoon. I forgot all about fetching my brother to tuition, and got up like… 7.30pm.

Fault #2
Since I got up late, I was also late in waking Leo-chan up for dinner. I predicted I wouldn’t have time to fetch my brother back at 9.00pm later, so I asked dad if he can fetch him. Dad said ok. Me proceeded to wake Leo-chan up.

Fault #3
When I reached Leo-chan’s place, bearing in mind that Dad already said he’d go fetch my brother, I brought Leo-chan to go eat duck mee, which is somewhere around town, instead of the usual quick bite in MMU Corner.

Fault #4
We ate too fast, and reached Bukit Beruang area like.. 9.06pm. I saw my dad’s car right in front of me, and surprisingly he was talking to a group of indian guys. I stopped the car, and came to realise that apparently this group of guys kissed my dad’s car’s ass.

Fault #5
I stopped the car at the road side, and started observing if these group of guys happen to be dangerous. I did not park the car nicely, get down, cross the busy road in the middle of the pouring rain, and stood by my dad’s side to check on him, see whether he’s ok and stuff. Nope, I did nothing of the sort. I just sat in my car, and observed the situation, and waited till my dad get back in the car and drove away. That’s all I did.  And apparently so did my brother. Even though he’s in my dad’s car, sitting comfortably in the back seat. Even though he could’ve got down, held the umbrella for my dad. Even though he could’ve shown some moral support for my dad by standing with him. Yeah, that’s all my brother did.

Fault #6
I went home and asked my mum anxiously if dad is OK or not. She started telling me how useless my brother was. Naturally I nodded and nodded nodded. Knowing my mum, she won’t stop once she gets started, so as long as I agree with anything she was saying at that time, it should end soon.

Fault #7
I told my mum both me and Leo-chan were concerned for my dad, and we stopped by the roadside to watch him carefully, and made sure he got back in the car safely. Wait, how is this my fault again? Oh, I forgot. Silly me. Of course it’s my fault for not parking the car nicely, cross the busy road in the middle of the pouring rain, and stood by my dad’s side to check on him, see whether he’s ok and stuff or not. Of course it’s my fault for not calling my brother and telling him to get his ass of the seat and stood by my dad.

So, in conclusion, everything’s my fault. And it all began with me oversleeping this afternoon. Yeah, everything’s my fault.

Amber is in a state of total depression. She’s writing this post in zombie-mode. Kindly take note of that.

The event I’ve been putting so much effort into, been waiting for ever since last year, finally came… and I fell sick right before it. FUCK.

I felt really bad leaving the rest of the committees to clean up the exam hall on friday night, but I was feeling like crap and on the verge of throwing up with this really high fever, so I had to leave at 1.30am-ish. I know the Hi-comms are not happy with it, as well as the rest of the members. T_T

The next morning I woke up late, and felt like crap. I seriously considered skipping GACC, but then phonecalls after phonecalls came, reminding me of the stuffs I need to do and bring.. in other words, these people are daring me to NOT come (in a polite way)… T^T what choice do I have? GACC 1st day was kinda bleh, and I mostly stayed around the Info Counter or walk around aimlessly, since I’m not very sure of what I’m supposed to do…

The next day was supposed to be my big day.. since there’s the Lucky Star Dance as the special performance in GACC… but of course, I just had to screw everything up. After the dance, I noticed (through recorded video) that my shirt came off, and I was looking on the floor most of the time, thus giving the impression of some half-dead Kagami doing the dance. It totally ruined the mood, and needless to say, it totally scarred the images of Kagami-fans. FUCK. At that point I seriously felt like jumping off Ixora’s 18th floor. People were telling me "great job" in the dance, but it’s blooody obvious from their expression that they were expecting something better. Heck, even CF-forummers were saying that "the dancers expression totally ruined the mood". Leo-chan and KL were being nice by saying that the lucky star dance was nice. yeah, nice.

Also, during the entire event, I noted something… Maybe it was just myself being paranoid, but it seems like there’s this invisible wall between the rest of the Hi-Comms and me. Sure, they’re nice to me, and stuffs like that, but somehow there’s just this feeling of… there’s something else underneath.

Well of course, not mentioning the fact that I was left out of certain infos like Siraj’s cosplaying as Hard Gay, there’s a GACC-tan, Edo will be singing, Morita Masakazu will be appearing on Friday night, I have no access at all to GACC website, and I only got the access to gacc mail like 2 days before the event… Yeah, basically nothing much, just these only…

Also not mentioning the fact that I was kicked out (figuratively) from meeting morita-san in VIP room (before this I was told I could meet him in person, greet him and such), I was removed from being morita-san’s usher without prior notice.. yeah. Stuffs like that only.. nothing much at all.

In conclusion, I was basically doing stuffs anybody else could’ve done. I was required to be present in meetings so I can take down minutes… I was required to type and send letters (which in fact were copy-paste from any computer in SPR)… I mean like, yeah, I’m ok with all these, no problem at all. Come on, who can’t handle stuffs like these, right? Well then, why the so-called promotion from asst. secretary to secretary? I would’ve been happy enough with asst. secretary, you know… Because basically it means that I get to be left out of most stuffs going on in GACC, it means that I won’t even dream of the chance of meeting and greeting morita-san in person, it means that I won’t need to other stuffs which USUALLY secretary get to do, since I’m only the assistant. Yeah. So why even bother promoting me? Don’t you guys think it’s a bloody waste of time?

Don’t worry, I’m not complaining the fact that I was left out in most things. In fact I’ve gotten used to it, and was pretty much expecting it anyway. I’m not even complaining about the fact that I don’t even get a handshake, a pic, heck, even a close-up view , needless to say an autograph from morita-san) while some committee members got him to sign on their ass almost everywhere. I’m just brooding about the fact that the only thing I got to do during GACC was the Lucky Star Dance, and I messed it up. That’s all.

Well then, WHY

Fucktards. Bunch of fucktards.

So… you just walk into the room, saw a laptop sitting on a table, and just take it and dump them aside now, do you?

Have you any fucking idea the effort I took to clean the fucking table, just to make space for my laptop to do MY stuffs? You just walk in and dump my laptop aside like nobody’s business? You own the fucking place or what?

Now if you have better stuffs to do, like Sigma articles, or Nexus reports, I don’t mind. Seriously. But you… you b**tard is MSN-chatting like nobody’s fucking business!!! The fuck man. I have THREE bloody letters to type, and ENDLESS emails to send for my club, and you fuckers think it’s OK to just chuck my laptop away and REPLACE with your own fucking laptop? TO MSN ON YOUR FUCKING LAPTOP?

Christ. You really are a fucktard.

Note: No I wasn’t referring to anyone in particular. /me crosses fingers behind her back.

PS: ZOMGWTF GACC is 3 days away!!!!!

THANK GOD there’s no need for me to celebrate it this year. =p

Happy Valentine’s Day!!! I’m 19… and this is my 1st ever Valentine’s Day! (gawd it sounds pathetic). This definitely deserves a post. ^^

Last night… I fell asleep at 10.00pm. ZOMGWTF. I was dead tired after dance practice… and I fell asleep. Slept like a pig… slept and slept and slept.. until 10.00am this morning, when Leo-chan called me.

Damn! I hadn’t even finished writing my Valentine’s card… haven’t unpacked the chocolates, and haven’t even started on my ラブletter for leo-chan!!! Hurriedly got ready and rushed to the campus… I was gonna camp outside Leo-chan’s class and wish him ‘Happy Valentine’s Day’… but I was too late. T.T

/me kicks herself for oversleeping.

We decided to celebrate Valentine’s Day Japanese style, that is: the girl must give the one she likes/loves chocolates. The guy, in turn, will give the girl chocolates back a month later, which is on ‘White’s Day’. ^^ Don’t ask me why, but it was an awesome idea. >=3

I received:
1. My 1st ever Valentine’s present!!!
2. My 1st ever Valentine’s card!!!
3. My 1st ever Valentine’s dedication!!! (a poem ^^)
4. My 1st ever Valentine’s ラブletter!!!

T.T they were all beyond awesome, especially the poem, which was written by Leo-chan himself. (I’m very much to post up the poem here.. but no, I’m selfish. I want it for MYSELF, and only MYSELF. =p) T.T It was then I realized how little effort I spent on this Valentine’s, in comparison. T.T

Gomen-ne… Leo-chan… T.T I’m a lousy gf.

But anyway, we went Sushi King for lunch. Nope, we did not go there just because we had cravings for unadon, after watching Samurai Champloo. No, what gives you that idea? >=3 The place was unbelievably packed.. gawd. But we still managed to get a place. ^^

After that, went for my stupid class till 5pm, then went for a movie at 6pm. Usually, NORMAL couples will go for some USUAL, NORMAL, movies on Valentine’s Day… yeah… maybe some romance movies, or some heartwarming movies, or some comedies… On the other hand, there’re certain weird, twisted couples somewhere roaming around on this Earth, who don’t do what normal people does. No. They just HAD to go watch ‘ONE MISSED CALL’ on Valentine’s. They enjoy jumping throughout the movie. Yeah. There’re weird couples like that everywhere. I wonder who’re these people. Gawd. They must be seriously mentally ill. /me shudders.

And after that, we went Amigo for dinner. Again, the place is ungodly packed. And again, we managed to get a place. ^^ Had an awesome dinner: Sizzling chicken, Seafood Combo. ^^

Damn, I’m getting hungry again.
Right, I’ll be off to hunt for food. I hope there’s still some porridge left in the fridge…

I LOVE MY VALENTINE!!!!! XD

My parents brought me and my brother to some temple in Jasin, and made us consult the medium there on what’s ahead of us this year.

So. This woman asked for my age, birthday, time of birth, and started stacking cards, and told me to pick one out, which I did. And then she started opening all those cards, while reading them out one by one, right in front of my mum.

"Ahhhh… this year you’re feeling quite emo lah girl. You see not? This card says that you’re feeling too many things at once lah girl.

This card says that sometime during mid-year, you’ll be hurt deeply in your relationship know? And this has something to do with money ah… You’re dating currently right? Yeah… Aunty know wan. Aunty can see de. Better be careful know. Don’t ‘luan luan lai’ ah…

And this card here says… You better concentrate on your studies leh. Must manage your time properly leh. This guy you’re dating wan ah… No good leh. You must put your relationship in 3rd place leh. Studies 1st, family 2nd, relationship 3rd know. I tell my daughter the same thing also leh. Also there’s another guy interested in you leh. Watch out know…"

… In other words, I’m doomed this year.

I was kinda furious while I was being told that, right in front of my mum, and especially with my mum giving that "HAH-told-you-so" look. Can’t that woman tell me that in private?

And also, I’m starting to suspect something amiss. Whatever that woman told me was REALLY, REALLY similar to what my mum used to nag me always. Come to think of it, that woman and my mum are really close friends too. Could it be…?

Then this card here says ah… you must eat more fruits, more veggies, drink more water! Yeah… if not ah… stomach ache, constipation know… Then must jaga your kulit also know…

Well either way, let whatever happens, happens. Let my
doomed fate unwind itself. If this is indeed God’s message to me, then
there’s nothing I can do to prevent it, apart from trying harder in my
studies and not disappointing my parents and my boyfriend. (which of
course I’m intending to do so anyway). I don’t give a damn about the
rest of those constipation and relationship sh*t.

So, life still goes on for me. I’ll be sure to update immediately IF ever those prediction thingy comes true. If and only if. =p

/me glomps leo-chan~

ps: gonna be a busy week, but looking forward to my 1st ever Valentine’s day nevertheless. =^_^=,
pss: I WANT MORE MONEY!!!
psss: AND I WANT MY EXTERNAL DRIVES BACK!!!
pssss: to jack, spy, ali, annie, shuli, hengheng: yesterday was awesome!!! love you guys~~~ *MUAKS*

A few weeks ago, I accidentally kicked my brand-new 350gb EHDD. And it died.

Yesterday, I dunno if it’s due to my friend transferring too many animes at once from my external into hers, and from hers into another’s external, causing the whole thing to lag like mad, or I left my 80gb EHDD on for too long…

Either way. Yep. My steady companion ever since last year, my 80gb EHDD just died.

GAWDDAMMIT ALL OF MY FRIGGIN EXTERNAL HARD DRIVES ARE DEAD.
GAWDDAMMIT ALL OF MY ANIMES ARE INSIDE THEM.

Somebody kill me. T.T

EDIT: Turns out it was my fault after all for killing my steady companion. I left it on for days, weeks, and it was literally fried. AAAAARGHHH!